Dinner with Jared

So as any parent knows a meal with a new eater is always an adventure and for some babies, like Jared, it's a passion. Food is a serious and most beloved subject. Basically here are the rules for the parent (aka person w/the spoon) during the feeding proccess (per Jared):

• No pausing for air
• No wiping of the face
• No stopping to talk to someone else
• No adjusting the bib
• No warming up additional food... just give here
• If your too slow I will take matters into my own hands (literally)
• No wiping the hands after I have done so
• No chunks of food at this time or I will gag and turn purple
• If I decide to take a short break and look aroud at something then you must wait patiently in position to feed me the second I decide to resume.

Hurry Daddy!

Daddy's too slow so he's ready to eat the tray.

Mmmmm!

Hyperventilating between bites.

blue eyed monster

Pausing to study the bear on his highchair cushion

"how you doin'"

2 Cheeks full

It's all gone?!